Anjabeth's Happy Little Rules for Life in the Fahnlein

1. Be nice to other people . and thank them for making it possible for you to do what you do.
2. Never argue with a Commanding Officer in public.
3. Always carry water, sunscreen, aspirin, and tissues.
4. Treat other people's stuff better then you own.
5. You are responsible for the safety and comfort of your prisoners; water them, feed them, and give them occasional pieces of chocolate
6. Everybody has to sleep sometime.
7. Courtesy and politeness in the face of rudeness will always prevail. In the face of violence, a walking stick or rondelle is better.
8. Most things in life are inconvenient or offensive: learn to deal.
9. You do not truly own anything you cannot carry at a dead run; likewise, make certain that you own your belongings, and that they do not own you.
10. Loot, plunder, rape, pillage, and burn, but always remember: Burn Last!

This excerpted booklet is from Deutsche Weibstroll von Holle, which was conceived, written and originally printed by Paula L Peterka. Copyright © 1995

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